Put It Where It Doesn't Belong

It's 1809 in feudal Japan,
Arriving on a ship is a young Englishman.
He don't know nobody,
He doesn't know the scene,
But he met this geisha lady
And she became his queen...

When he put it where it doesn't belong,
Put it where it doesn't belong, yeah,
Put it where it doesn't belong!

In Southern California, 'round 1983,
A young Italian artist paints pictures of the sea.
He don't know no English,
Never learned to shave,
But he met this L.A. chick
Who thought his name was Dave...

So he put it where it doesn't belong,
Put it where it doesn't belong, yeah,
Put it where it doesn't belong!