Hey Dude!

Hey Dude!
Hey. Hey dude. (3x)
Sucked my ass.

The only thing interesting
about that show was Melody.
But we all know that that ho
Ain't worth shit until
She dumps Ben Stiller for me.
(YEEHAW)

Yeah I guess killer cacti is cool.
but who wants to watch these dorks
I'd adventure to say that Hey Dude was
better when they called it
Salute your shorts.
(OH SHIT) (SPLAT)